my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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