I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
My vagina is officially offended.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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