You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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