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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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