Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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