No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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