We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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