How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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