Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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