We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
well you can't waste a boner
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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