I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
