i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize