this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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