Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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