on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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