The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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