the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
