Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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