I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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