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(323): View more from California

my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Operation extremely regretful is in full effect

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel

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(559): View more from California

I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?

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(801): View more from Utah

just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk

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(559): View more from California

Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom

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(613): View more from Ontario

Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night

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(850): View more from Florida

I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.

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