At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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