Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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