we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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