Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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