Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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