I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
