he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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