Soap is not a condiment
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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