Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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