white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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