These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
You pole danced in your parka.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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