you win again, gameday.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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