i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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