he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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