I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I don't think brook has ever known best
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Dick very happy bro
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