we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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