I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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