yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm like, not good at living.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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