Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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