I just cut my nipple shaving
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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