It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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