I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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