Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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