There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
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