i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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