Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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