Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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