I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
