I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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