I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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