what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I had to cum in my sink.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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