I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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