Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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