We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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