is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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