You surviving the open bar?
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You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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