i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
organizing the empties. That sober.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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