Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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