Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
