nut hugger
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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